On sabbatical from the coven, I went on a brief trip to Transylvania. My guide, Vladimir, showed me some extra tonics that could be used to spice up a meal. They love a good feast out in the Carpathians, so something to wash it down with is always welcome. If you ever find yourself out there, be sure to ask around for a Vial of Franklin's Roiling Crimson Tonic. Mmmmmmmm.

Now, after a nice feast I always love a little treat for dessert and I've come across an exceptional delicacy local to the area. We all know the Frog Kingdom's uprising is a hot topic these days, and while I'm sure the knight's vanguard will have the corrupted tyrant overthrown any moon now, this is still a perfect way to make a small difference in the world!

We've all been there, it's the hour of the wolf and you're busy stirring away on your cauldron. You reach for your shelf to find you've used the last of your eye of newt and can't abandon your precious potion to get more. Luckily, for this treat you can easily substitute each portion of Eye of Newt with either a cockatrice feather or 3 petals of Emberlilly (if thou'rt allergic to essence of petrification stone).

Cauldrons aren't what they used to be: not everyone has their Mamma's pewter setup that she's had since the 1570's. If you are using a basket air fryer, be sure to coat it in a thin layer of Manta Ray Oil. Without it, the final texture will come out more rough than you'd like it as well as it giving you some horrible smoke burps that are best to be avoided.