On an excursion to the Faerie realm, (which should always be as brief as possible), I came across an exceptional Blimberry Pie. Now, we all know to be cautious of the sweet smell of pies on windowsills wafting through the air in such places, but even the manic spirits of this realm enjoy a treat from time to time. An addendum to the recipie has been added for instuctions if you would like to bake a jinx or hex into the crust.
Now, the first step is of course procuring the Blimberries, which are a rare commodity in this day and age. Now, if you happen to find me and my canoe I'd be happy to trade some of my stock, but otherwise you'll have to check your local specialty potion ingredients shoppe. If you know of a druid you may also be in luck because they often carry some around with them. Otherwise you'll need to get in contact with a pixie to make a deal. The safest way to go about this is to carve your request for a trade into a stick of beechwood in the Sylvan language. Lay out the carving and your offering into a deep forest grove (I'd recommend a lock of your hair if you're comfortable with the consequences, but you can always go with a basket of wine, candy, and gems). You'll need to sleep nearby, but after a short nap the swap will likely have taken place if your trade terms were agreeable.